Post by matthew drew ballard on Nov 17, 2011 16:59:51 GMT -5
I’m insane or crazy whichever you prefer, but I figure you can’t really survive this place not being that way. I am a jokester or prankster because my laughter brings joy? No in reality I like pulling pranks on the populars, plastics, players etc..because I find them to be rather ridiculous. I can be an asshole, but being blunt has never really been a bad thing so if you have a problem with it you can drop down on your knees enough said...I am loud, but again if you don’t like it you know where to go. I guess you could say I am slightly slutty I prefer flirtatious, but I’m a male and the feeling of plowing the field if you get what I mean is rather enjoyable if you get my drift, but it doesn’t mean I do it often.Oh yeah and if I am being honest I am pry a bit cocky and sarcastic just saying. This is how I tend to set out and describe myself. I am also completely random and to most I am annoying. I can be serious I just sort of choose not to because I don't give a fuck life is short!
The friend department can be easy or hard. I say what I think and people that don't like that or don't get my humor tend to well not be listed in this category. I have two close friends that help me pull pranks, but aren't really all as wild as I am. The cliques so to speak that would be FRIEND would probably be like nerds, loners, punks blah blah blah. I hate the stupid labels up in this bitch, but everyone knows them. Its like they're tattoo'd on your mother fucking head. That would be pretty trippy though I suppose to see some random school girl walking around with slut I mean plastic on her forehead. Anyways I'm done rambling if you can handle this AWESOMENESS then I befriend you if not then I guess were like acquaintances or some shit. What the fuck ever! Friends though<333 have it your way(:
Love is for the insane people! I'm cold and heartless mother fuckers and I'd rather stick my dick where it belongs once then pull the fuck out. Okay, nah I'm kidding. I'm not heartless and I kind of possibly might have a thing for someone, but you know how these things go you have to roll with the fire and drop and tuck all that good shit. For now I'm single mother fuckers and I swaaaang both ways. God, I sound like one of those rap guys girlfriends. Ha, anyways yeah love is something I'm capable of I just don't go out looking for it and when i find it its like BAM. Not Bam Bam thats just penis love? Anyways, ya'll get the picture.
I'm a trouble maker! I play pranks. I don't give a fuck! Basically my life story bro, anyways, I will pry have a fair amount of enemies because I like to run my mouth, play pranks on people, and I am not going to sugar coat it when I am acting like an ass its cause i'm on my period. Therefore drop your name here if you don't like it. I'll be sure to leave you frenemy presents or whatever. Oh and if you fudge with my friends I'll __ on your face!
The friend department can be easy or hard. I say what I think and people that don't like that or don't get my humor tend to well not be listed in this category. I have two close friends that help me pull pranks, but aren't really all as wild as I am. The cliques so to speak that would be FRIEND would probably be like nerds, loners, punks blah blah blah. I hate the stupid labels up in this bitch, but everyone knows them. Its like they're tattoo'd on your mother fucking head. That would be pretty trippy though I suppose to see some random school girl walking around with slut I mean plastic on her forehead. Anyways I'm done rambling if you can handle this AWESOMENESS then I befriend you if not then I guess were like acquaintances or some shit. What the fuck ever! Friends though<333 have it your way(:
Love is for the insane people! I'm cold and heartless mother fuckers and I'd rather stick my dick where it belongs once then pull the fuck out. Okay, nah I'm kidding. I'm not heartless and I kind of possibly might have a thing for someone, but you know how these things go you have to roll with the fire and drop and tuck all that good shit. For now I'm single mother fuckers and I swaaaang both ways. God, I sound like one of those rap guys girlfriends. Ha, anyways yeah love is something I'm capable of I just don't go out looking for it and when i find it its like BAM. Not Bam Bam thats just penis love? Anyways, ya'll get the picture.
I'm a trouble maker! I play pranks. I don't give a fuck! Basically my life story bro, anyways, I will pry have a fair amount of enemies because I like to run my mouth, play pranks on people, and I am not going to sugar coat it when I am acting like an ass its cause i'm on my period. Therefore drop your name here if you don't like it. I'll be sure to leave you frenemy presents or whatever. Oh and if you fudge with my friends I'll __ on your face!
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