MILLER, THESEUS ASTER

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WELL HEY THERE, MY NAME IS THESEUS ASTER MILLER, AND I COME FROM HOUSTIN BUT I WAS BORN IN HOUSTIN. RIGHT NOW I'M SIXTEEN YEARS YOUNG, AND YOU BETTER MARK DECEMBER FOURTH ON YOUR CALENDARS KIDDOS! IF YOU HAVE TO KNOW, RIGHT NOW I AM SINGLE, AND I'M SWINGING FOR THE BOTH. AND YES... AND I AM NOT A VIRGIN . BUT ANYWAY... IN SCHOOL I GUESS I'M CONSIDERED A NERD

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WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?

My go-kart broke down and I had to stay up late trying to get it to run again. I wish I could get a car, maybe a nice red convertible, but alas, that’s not anywhere near my price range. Shame.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU CALLED BABY/BABE?

Actually, it was my dad. He insists on calling me girls names, I’ve never figured out why. So in return, I’ll call him weird pet names, one of which so happens to be ‘babe’.

HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU DATED?

Oh geez, two? One girl and then a guy later. She wasn’t anything spectacular, but he was amazing. We had been friends for years, but hadn’t become intimate until about a year ago. Unfortunately, we decided it would be best for both of us if we stopped dating, so that’s how it went.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU CALLED?

I think it may have been Mom to tell her I accidentally caught a couple of my books on fire and asking her to send more. IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I was experimenting with my go-kart and one thing led to another and poof, my books were up in flames. They were good books too!

DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY IN FIVE WORDS.

Um, well I guess… uhhh… Smart, friendly, violent, creative, klutzy. I don’t even know, that was such an odd question.

DESCRIBE YOUR ALTER EGO IN FIVE WORDS.

Anyone who has lost of friends, ool, good charisma, swave, partier, intellectually challenged, have I mentioned cool?

LAST BOOK YOU READ?

Looking For Alaska by John Green. Dad gave it to me because it was one of the only books he liked when he was my age. I think he gave it to be to try and convince me that going off to a boarding school could be exciting, but I don’t think so. I mean, what kind of adventure could I possibly get into at school?

WHO IS YOUR FAMILY MADE UP OF?

My family is kinda all over the place, so try and keep up. My parents are Adrian and Amanda Miller, which may seem normal enough, but nooooo. I also have a half brother, Maddix. Plus, I have a bunch of relatives that aren’t really related to me, but they’re all I really have; my mom was an only child and Dad doesn’t talk to his family much for some reason. Who knows? Anyways, I have Aunt Hope and Uncle Alyx, Auntie Izzy and Uncle Connor, plus Auntie Hopes daughters, Kayleen and Faith. Apparently, they aren’t all related, they just went to some school together, just like my mother and father. I have a lot of ‘cousins’ but its hard to keep track of them all.

IF YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY, WHEN DID YOU LOSE IT?

That all depends on how you look at it. I’ve had sex with another guy, but not with a girl. Does that count as losing my virginity? It happened a couple of months ago, with my boyfriend Michael. Don’t tell anyone though, I haven’t told them I like guys yet…

WHAT WAS THE LAST COMPLIMENT RECEIVED?

I guess it was when Aunt Hope told me I was ‘just like my father’ after I accidentally caused dad’s work shed to burn to the ground. It’s not my fault, I was helping dad mix together some weird chemicals and they spilled everywhere and then I knocked over something else and the building was on fire and I ran for my life. IT WAS SCARY, OK? Mom yelled at us afterwards, but the entire time she had some kind of smirk on her face. Dad took me out for ice cream later, but I never really understood why.

FAVORITE MUSIC?

I guess, rock and pop? I dunno, I listen to a lot of random bands, it’s all completely all over the place. Except country. Country sucks. Anyways, I like ACDC, Queen, Nine Inch Nails, Train,

FAVORITE PLACE?

The garage back home that dad help me build in the backward for my go-kart. It almost caught fire when I burnt down Dad’s work shed, but luckily it escaped tragedy. It’s a nice place to relax at the end of a long day, just me, my tools, and my creations.

POLITICAL STAND?

I don’t really have a political stand, but I think that everyone should be allowed to marry whoever they want. If you don’t like it, you can fuck off and die, so there wouldn’t be a problem. Kay?

RELIGIOUS VIEWS?

I don’t really believe in any real ‘god’ figure, I prefer science and stuff. But I always like Greek Mythology. I guess it comes with being named ‘Theseus’. Have I mentioned I hate my name yet?

SO THE PERSON BEHIND THIS PERSON'S ALIAS IS Wolf. I'VE BEEN ROLEPLAYING FOR AROUND Twoish YEARS. I FOUND THIS PLACE THROUGH Gabby or Marcie, AND I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO ROLEPLAYING! MY OTHER CHARACTERS HERE INCLUDE None. NOW HERE'S A ROLEPLAY EXAMPLE FROM ME TO YOU!

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Guess what? Getting shot in the shoulder is a very painful process, which involves having some weird man dig a bullet out with a knife. NOT FUCKING FUN. Since his ‘operation’, his shoulder had been stiff and weak, but apparently exercise was supposed to help, so he decided to disconnect the IV and wander around, examining his new living area. It was nice of Mr. Hoffman to offer his place as a safe house, but Adrian couldn’t help but wonder what the catch was. Teachers didn’t normally help mentally unstable teenagers escape from one of the best mental psyche schools on the continent.

Adrian wandered into another room, which appeared to be a small gym, with racks of types of ‘primitive’ weaponry lining the walls; maces, spears, what looked like 100 different sword types. Excited, he ran up to the sword racks. He loved swords, almost as much as explosives, so you know they were up there on his ‘awesome’ list. They were just so honorable, no pointing and shooting, actual effort was needed to use them properly. As long as he was going to be staying here, he was probably going to spend tons of time in here, just practicing with all the different weapons.

Picking a Greek Xiphos, he strapped the scabbard to his belt and bolted out of the room, heading towards Amanda’s room. Who cares if he just got shot days ago, he just found the best training weapons on the planet. He flung the door to Amanda’s room open and started beckoning her with his good arm. “Come on come on come on come on come onnnnnnnnn!” He said, bubbling with excitement before running back towards the weapon filled room.

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